Fiction
A Day at DOGE
A more efficient future awaits
Satire
Unwell thoughts from the mind of a madman.
Finance & Economics
Jargon Junction: Short Selling
Betting on failure
Poetry
Sad Boy Poetry
It's tough to be a man
Satire
Fame vs. Fortune
Immortality exacts a heavy price
Satire
The Lit Bro Chronicles
Cultural criticism too raw for the MSM
Satire
Key Takeaways from The Economist’s 2024 Summer Double-Issue
Knowledge is power
Satire
Nation of Degeneration
All for the cash, man
Satire
Join Our Groundbreaking New Series: The Real Househusbands of Substack
Coming soon to a declining empire near you
Satire
Words of Wisdom from Prestige TV’s Most Affectionate Fathers
Dad knows best
Humor
How to Stay Married for the Long Haul
Staying married takes sabotage
Satire
Parenting and Parenting-Related Best-Sellers, 2044
Back to the future
Satire
Key Terms Indicating Your Breakfast Cereal Contains a Lethal Dose of Added Sugar
Yum!