Essays
Substack’s Heart of Darkness (Vol. 3)
Trolls on parade
Essays
Straight talk from your boy.
Publishing
Taking Stock and Giving Thanks
Five years later, the madness is just getting started
Publishing
Certain Things Have Come to Light
This aggression will have representation, man
Essays
How to Make a Cult Classic
A foolproof field guide
Essays
Substack’s Heart of Darkness (Vol. 2)
Humans are the scariest thing imaginable
Essays
How to Ace Middle Age
A foolproof field guide
Poetry
A Life in Forty-Three Verses
Happy birthday to Beyoncé (and me)
Satire
Asymmetric Warfare
When defending yourself against evil goes wrong
Field Research
There Goes the Neighborhood
A pseudo-legitimate dispatch from the mean streets of Chicago
Essays
Substack’s Heart of Darkness (Vol. 1)
A descent into the void
Field Research
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Supply and Demand
Talk to your kids about supply and demand, before it's too late
Satire
A Conversation with GPT-7
This isn’t the droid you’re looking for