Satire
The Tragic Tale of the Four Little Condo Owners
A cautionary parable for these dark times
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Satire
When Bruce Met Tony
An oligarch love story
Humor
A Fatalist's Guide to Father's Day
Start lowering your expectations now
Humor
Help Your Kids Develop Essential Critical Reasoning Skills While School's Out
A totally kid-friendly summer activity guide
Satire
Hey Pal, Looks Like You’ve Totally Given Up on Your Daily Move Goal, Huh?
Apple cares deeply about your health and wellness (e.g., data)
Parenting
My Kids and I Had the Talk -- About Mass Shootings
Talk to your kids about mass shootings, before it’s too late
Satire
Are You Ready for MBA Reunion Weekend?!
Two years and $150,000 well spent
Satire
The Critics Have Spoken
My newsletter debuts to mixed reviews
Satire
Kindergarten Culture Day: What Makes Your Family Special?
Diversity is the strength of our community
Essays
Welcome to the Party, Pal
Writing novels, what I've learned about online publishing, algorithms, and why email remains the future
Humor
One-sided Conversations with Unmedicated Neighbors
Do I attract weird people, or am I the weird person?
Humor
Had I Sired Children in More Civilized Times, I Would’ve at Least Enjoyed a Violent, Premature Death
A dark meditation on the joys of modern parenting