Satire

Hey Pal, Looks Like You’ve Totally Given Up on Your Daily Move Goal, Huh?

Apple cares deeply about your health and wellness (e.g., data)

01 Jun 2022 — 5 min read

If only I was tethered to a young, virile, real man.

A poem about contentedness

A rare bit of inspiration from your boy

A more efficient future awaits

The saga continues

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